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These are the four worst books I've finished from 2016 to 2024:
- A Woman Makes a Plan: Advice for a Lifetime of Beauty, Adventure, and Success by Maye Musk
- The Crooked Staircase by Dean Koontz
- Open Grave by Kjell Eriksson
- The Girl in the Spider's Web by David Lagercrantz
A Woman Makes a Plan by Maye Musk
I didn't realize when I picked up this memoir that it was written by Elon Musk's mother. Had I noticed before leaving the library, I would have not checked the book out.
The book started out somewhat relatable as I was a single mother and so was Maye Musk. I faced challenges and overcame them, and so did she. Yet, the further I read, the less and less I related. Musk's advice was flippant and extremely surface level--there was no substance. She glossed over the extreme amount of privilige she and her children have had--that's not to say they didn't have challenges, but her single motherhood and mine were vastly different--and her motto throughout the book seemed to simply be along the lines of "You just have to think positive."
Ultimately, I kept hoping for some redeeming quality and got so far into the book that I decided I might as well finish it. I wish I had that time back!
I rated A Woman Makes a Plan as 2 out of 5 stars when I initially read it, but it's more like a 1 out of 5 stars in my memory.
The Crooked Staircase by Dean Koontz
I have loved every Dean Koontz novel that I've come across until The Crooked Staircase. I wanted to love this one, but it just fell flat. It didn't have the usual tension or plot twists of most of Koontz's other work. I think I only kept reading it in the hopes that it would somehow get better as the story plodded along.
It did not.
I was initially drawn to this novel because it seemed to promise a strong, badass female heroine. Ugh, she was not likeable at all. I didn't find myself cheering for her. I didn't find myself all that interested in any aspect of this novel. It didn't have the tightly wound up thriller aspects of other novels by Koontz and the story, at points, was just absurd.
This is another one that I rated 2 of 5 stars, but on reflection, it feels more like a 1 of 5.
My favorite Koontz novel of all time is Intensity. I've read it several times and it creeps me out every time! It's thrilling and, as the title implies, INTENSE! I love it so much that I often gift it to friends who enjoy reading thrillers. Pick up a copy HERE.
Open Grave by Kjell Larsson
Open Grave by Kjell Larsson falls into one of my favorite novel (and movie) genres: Nordic Noir. I expected to love this book, but it was awful. There were too many overlapping stories, too many disconnected plot lines, and just not enough substance. I kept reading in the hopes that it would get better, and it sort of did in the last 50 pages...but not enough.
You can read my original review HERE. The end of the book fell flat and did nothing to make me want to pick up anything else by this author.
I initially rated this one a 1 star out of 5 and I stand by that to this day.
And, lastly, the book that made me angry that I'd wasted my time reading it:
The Girl in the Spider's Web by David Lagercrantz
I am a huge Lisbeth Salander fan and the first three books about her, written by Stieg Larsson, are among my favorite novels of all time. When Larsson passed away, he left behind unfinished manuscripts and a little bit of a legal mess about who had the rights to his characters and his unfinished work.
David Lagercrantz ended up picking up the character of Lisbeth Salander and totally missed the mark with The Girl in the Spider's Web. I remember being so upset by some of the changes he made to the character and her values that I threw the book across the room at one point and commented regularly, out loud, about how ridiculous the protrayal was. Lagercrantz might as well have given her a new name and made her into a totally unrelated character from Larsson's original protagonist. Lagercrantz made her unrecognizable and changed key elements of who Lisbeth is at her core. I feel so invested in Larsson's original character that I found Lagercrantz's work to be infuriating and a disservice to Larsson's work.
Weirdly, I was able to later separate the Stieg Larsson's version of Lisbeth from David Lagercrantz's version and ended up enjoying his subsequent novel featuring the character.
I ended up trying to re-read The Girl in the Spider's Web to see if maybe I just wasn't giving it a fair chance, but it was awful. I rated it at 1 out of 5 stars, but it's really 0 out of 5. You can read my original review HERE.
You can pick up the original Stieg Larsson trilogy of Lisbeth Salander books HERE as an e-book or pick up physical copies HERE (book 1), HERE (book 2), and HERE (book 3).
I think I was hopeful that each of these four books would get better and surprise me--Open Grave almost did in the last 50 pages, but it was too little too late and the end was absolutely flat. If you review the list of books that I've read from 2016 to 2024, you'll notice that these are the only four books I've rated as less than 3 out of 5 reads; I no longer force myself to try to finish something if I'm really hating it.
Have you read any of these? If you don't force yourself to finish novels you've started, what would make you continue to a read a book you aren't enjoying?
